Jack Of All Trades,
Master Of... Some
Well I couldn't say 'None' could I?
I'm not crazy about the inclusion of a resume on my page site. It implies that I'm looking for a job. Well I am looking for a job. Maybe even if I already have one--;). So some stuff will have to coexist here for the time being. If you're looking for the real thing I've posted a link to my resume pages; otherwise avoid this section. Let's face it: resume stuff is a bore to write and a chore to read. And vice versa. Any additional information that is here and not in the resume may be just as likely to be tongue-in-cheek as factual. Such as the 'cover letter' I'd like to write.
Do yourself a favor and look for entertainment value elsewhere. But if you must check the resume it's only fair to warn you that you may have to return here with the 'Back' button. Unless, that is, I get around to adding links for the return trip. I send prospective employers to my resume pages and I don't necessarily want them mucking around in my personal site getting wrong ideas and all. If they do find this I will figure they are curious enough to be interested. And maybe understand. If they are just another subhuman sweat-shop workhouse they won't bother.